WLUHL Fantasy Hockey League
                               
    Hello everybody and welcome once again to another season of the WLUHL
and the Penalty Box. A whopping twenty GM's send in nominations, news,
rumours of some sort. I am very, very pleased with this. Of course, it makes
my job a tad harder having to look thru all the nominations but it makes it
much more enjoyable.

     Yes, I know this is late again but I have a real good excuse for this
one. I just got a brand new computer on Tuesday so I have been trying to get
it all set up and get all the things back onto it as I want. I still have
some things to straighten out but I was getting a little bored with trying
to do that so I decided to work on the paper. Before we go any further I
just felt compelled to put this in the paper. Here is the first great quote
of the season:

    This is what Rob Ferris had to say when asked why he didn't have any
nominations for the first paper.

    "Who the hell could I possibly nominate from a team with only one
goddamn win!!"

    Hey Rob, you made the paper!! :)

CONTENTS:

    1. Forward of the Week
    2. Defenceman of the Week
    3. Goalie of the Week
    4. Goon of the Week
    5. News and Rumours
    6. More Team Stats
    7. Even More Team Stats

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1. FORWARD OF THE WEEK

    Things sure haven't changed much since going to the APBA format. There
are still guys out there who are putting up huge numbers this year. Right
off the bat we have one team taking care of business. The Ice Hawks take the
first two slots for this years first stars of the week:

#1 STAR: Keith Tkachuk (Ice Hawks)
    15 gls.     4 asts.    19 pts.    8 gms.

#2 STAR: Mats Sundin (Ice Hawks)
     6 gls.    12 asts.    18 pts.    8 gms.

#3 STAR: Dimitri Khristich (Terriers)
    11 gls.     3 asts.    14 pts.    8 gms.

Here are the updated standings:

Keith Tkachuk (Ice Hawks)        3 points    $25,000
Mats Sundin (Ice Hawks)          2 points    $15,000
Dimitri Khristich (Terriers)     1 point     $ 7,000
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2. DEFENCEMAN OF THE WEEK

    This was a little tougher than picking the forward stars. There were
definately some guys who put up some points but there were also some very
good +/- ratings also:

#1 STAR: Eric Desjardins (G-Busters)
     0 gls.     5 asts.     5 pts.    8 gms.    +11

#2 STAR: Marcus Ragnarsson (Ice Hawks)
     2 gls.     8 asts.    10 pts.    8 gms.    + 3

#3 STAR: Larry Murphy (Voodoo)
     2 gls.     7 asts.     9 pts.    8 gms.    + 5

Here is the updated standings:

Eric Desjardins (G-Busters)        3 points    $25,000
Marcus Ragnarsson (Ice Hawks)      2 points    $15,000
Larry Murphy (Voodoo)              1 point     $ 7,000
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3. GOALIE OF THE WEEK

    This wasn't quite as easy as it was on the HLS2. With APBA they also
keep tracks shots per game, which I feel should also play a part in picking
the goalie star:

#1 STAR: Craig Billington (Storm Bringers)
    4-3-1    2.09 GAA    .944 save %    37.1 S/GM

#2 STAR: Dominik Hasek (Dragons)
    7-0-1    1.86 GAA    .936 save %    29.1 S/GM    1SO

#3 STAR: Mike Richter (Falcons)
    4-2-2    2.82 GAA    .923 save %    36.8 S/GM

Here is the updated standings:

Craig Billington (Storm Bringers)    3 points    $25,000
Dominik Hasek (Dragons)              2 points    $15,000
Mike Richter (Falcons)               1 point     $ 7,000
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4. GOON OF THE WEEK

    Personally, this category is still my favorite and with APBA stats this
category is even funner for me. Of course, it doesn't take a rocket
scientist to get PIM's nor does it take one to figure out who has the
biggest goon. That's right folks the Hitmen have yet another:

#1 GOON: Krzysztof Oliwa (Hitmen)
    96 PIM's in 8 games    4-1-0

#2 GOON: Paul Laus (Freeze)
    68 PIM's in 8 games    2-0-1

#3 GOON: Doug Zmolek (G-Busters)
    56 PIM's in 8 games    1-1-2

Here is the updated standings:

Krzysztof Oliwa (Hitmen)        3 points    $25,000
Paul Laus (Freeze)              2 points    $15,000
Doug Zmolek (G-Busters)         1 point     $ 7,000
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5. NEWS AND RUMOURS

MEATHEADS:

The Meatheads offence is shooting on goal, outshooting almost every
opponent. The Meatheads had 60 shots on the Knights in a 3-3 tie. The
Meatheads goalies need help. Rumours are the Meatheads are looking to
upgrade moog cos he's only getting 24 shots on goal and letting like 3 in.
In other news, rumours of Gretzky and Mogilny being offered to other teams
is not false. Even though the combo of Gretz and Mogilny have been the only
good offense the team has had. Kariya has been non-existant until the
Knights game where he had 2 goals.

MANGLERS:

For being an expansion team, the Manglers are happy with their start. We are
taking a look at our players and seeing what they can bring to the table. So
far, when we've had a healthy and full team, we've competed. We are just too
young this year to overcome much adversity, but that's okay. Next year we
won't be so young! Depending on what happens over the next five games or so,
we may be looking to re-tweak the team. This will give us a good feel of how
our team will compete this year, and how entertained our fans are about this
team. We've been scoring some goals, but we're always looking to add some
skating to our team.

ICE BARONS:

Rumours out of teh IB clubhose are after losing Brendan Morrison for 25
games due to Crunch hooliganism and losing the game as well, the IB's didn't
really show up in their next game with the Pylons, being shutout 2-0. Arturs
Irbe was heard mumbling after the game, "Godd***, nobudy playin' on this
teeem. Brendan went down and so did da' teeem." Needless to say, the team is
in total disarray. GM Lomax and AGM Kim Bassinger were huddling in the IB
bunker and refused to speak to the press. Only a prepared statement was read
stating that: "Everyone is available on this team. We cleaned house last
season and we will do it again. Phone your offers in to 1-800-ICEBARON."

HITMEN:

So far this season, GM Jason Stumpf has only directed his frustration over
his teams poor play at Falcons GM Rob Shore and Falcons head coach Jeff
Kugel, creating one of the hottest rivalries in the WLUHL this season.
However, in recent days, Mr. Stumpf has expressed som displeasure with some
of his vetern players play including that of injuried Dman Al MacInnis and
All-Star Raymond Bourque. As of yet, the trade rumours have benn pretty
quiet, but if the team continues to play as they are now, expect that all to
change quickly.

FREEZE:

Rumours in T-town have Brett Hull heading out of Toledo even though nothing
has been confirmed yet. Therre was also some speculation that All-Star Peter
Bondra was possibly heading out of T-town. The Freeze have started out a
lackluster 2-7 but the Freeze coaching staff is ready to implement a new
twist on their system which should help. Freeze coach JJ has one thing to be
proud of so far... the Freeze aren't winning games but they are injuring
their opponents at a monstrous clip. At least 13 players that have faced the
Freeze ineup have been injured in only 9 games. League officials are set to
meet on this issure because they are getting tired of working the Freeze
gamens and having to constantly break up fights and listen to Coach JJ
behind the Freeze bench. Last week coach JJ flew to Waterloo to meet with
Hitmen GM Jason Stumpf regarding pounding down a few brewskies. The buzz was
that the 2 most violent GM's in the league were contemplating either a trade
or a hit on one of the other GM's in the league.
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6. MORE TEAM STATS

TOP 10 - MOST POINTS
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PLAYER NAME  GP  G  A PTS
Tkachuk       8 15  4  19
M.Sundin      8  6 12  18
Khristich     8 11  3  14
Corson        8  7  6  13
Nieuwendyk    8  5  7  12
Jagr          8  4  8  12
Brind'Amour   8  8  3  11
Graves        8  7  4  11
Linden        8  4  6  10

TOP 10 - MOST GOALS
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PLAYER NAME   GP   G   A  PTS
Tkachuk        8   15  4   19
Khristich      8   11  3   14
Brind'Amour    8    8  3   11
Corson         8    7  6   13
Graves         8    7  4   11
Marha          8    7  1    8
M.Sundin       8    6 12   18
Langenbrunner  7    6  1    7
Daze           8    6  0    6
LeClair        8    6  0    6

TOP 10 - MOST ASSISTS
============================================
PLAYER NAME   GP    G        A      PTS
M.Sundin       8     6      12       18
Jagr           8     4       8       12
Ragnarsson     8     2       8       10
Modano         8     1       8        9
Lindros        7     0       8        8
Nieuwendyk     8     5       7       12
Forsberg       8     2       7        9
Gretzky        8     2       7        9
Schneider      8     2       7        9
Yzerman        8     2       7        9

TOP 10 - +/- LEADERS
============================================
PS      PLAYER NAME     GP      G       A       PTS     +/-
LW      Tkachuk         8       15      4       19      12
RW      Jagr            8       4       8       12      12
RD      Desjardins      8       0       5       5       11
C       M.Sundin        8       6       12      18      11
LW      Graves          8       7       4       11      10
C       Gilmour         8       2       6       8       10
RD      Laflamme        8       0       2       2       9
RW      Carter          8       4       6       10      8
C       Nieuwendyk      8       5       7       12      8
RW      Recchi          8       4       5       9       8


TOP 10 - PENALTY MINUTE LEADERS
============================================
PS PLAYER NAME GP G A PTS +/- PIM
LW      Oliwa           8       1       0       1       0       96
RD      Laus            8       0       2       2       1       59
LD      Zmolek          8       0       2       2       0       56
LW      S.Thornton      7       1       0       1      -1       46
LD      Tamer           8       0       0       0      -2       45
C       K.Primeau       8       0       3       3      -2       40
RW      Tocchet         8       3       3       6       2       38
LD      Ciccone         8       0       0       0      -2       38
LW      McKenna         6       0       0       0       0       36
LD      McCabe          8       2       2       4      -5       35

TOP 10 - GOALS AGAINST AVERAGES
============================================
GOALIE  GP      MINS    AVG     W       L       T
Trefilov2       125     0.48    1       0       1
Healy   3       70      0.86    1       0       0
Snow    5       124     0.97    2       0       0
Wregget 3       81      1.48    0       1       0
Hasek   8       485     1.86    7       0       1
Fuhr    7       363     1.98    5       1       0
Potvin  7       364     1.98    5       1       0
Hextall 5       300     2       4       1       0
Dafoe   3       180     2       2       1       0
Storr   2       119     2.02    1       1       0

TOP 10 - WIN/LOSE RECORDS
============================================
GOALIE  GP      MINS    AVG     W       L       T
Hasek   8       485     1.86    7       0       1
Barrasso8       478     2.13    6       2       0
Shields 7       369     2.28    5       0       1
Potvin  7       364     1.98    5       1       0
Fuhr    7       363     1.98    5       1       0
Cu.Josep8       478     2.51    5       3       0
Billingt8       487     2.09    4       3       1
Richter 8       489     2.82    4       2       2
Kolzig  8       481     2.87    4       4       0
Hextall 5       300     2       4       1       0

TOP 10 - SAVE PERCENTAGES
============================================
GOALIE  GP      MINS    AVG     W       L       T     SPCT
Trefilov2       125     0.48    1       0       1     97.62
Healy   3       70      0.86    1       0       0     96.3
Snow    5       124     0.97    2       0       0     96.3
Wregget 3       81      1.48    0       1       0     95.24
Billingt8       487     2.09    4       3       1     94.35
Storr   2       119     2.02    1       1       0     93.85
Hasek   8       485     1.86    7       0       1     93.62
Barrasso8       478     2.13    6       2       0     92.98
P.Roy   8       486     2.35    1       5       2     92.88
Hackett 6       365     2.14    2       2       2     92.86

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7. EVEN MORE TEAM STATS

TEAM            GP    PPA   PPG    PP %
Slash            8   48     12   25.00%
Ice Hawks        8   45     11   24.44%
Dragons          8   37      9   24.32%
Melted Ice       8   39      8   20.51%
Crunch           7   43      8   18.60%
Pylons           8   39      7   17.95%
Goal Busters     8   47      8   17.02%
Cripplers        8   49      8   16.33%
Terriers         8   50      8   16.00%
Force            8   48      7   14.58%
Meatheads        8   47      6   12.77%
Stormers         8   32      4   12.50%
Voodoo           8   57      7   12.28%
Spiders          8   51      6   11.76%
Hacksaws         8   35      4   11.43%
Knights          8   29      3   10.34%
Falcons          8   42      4    9.52%
Freeze           8   32      3    9.38%
Storm Bringers   8   43      4    9.30%
Manglers         7   34      3    8.82%
Outsiders        8   35      3    8.57%
Atomics          8   38      3    7.89%
Jugheads         8   45      3    6.67%
Ice              8   48      3    6.25%
Hitmen           8   34      2    5.88%
Ice Barons       8   47      3    6.38%


        PENALTY KILLING STATS
        =====================
TEAM            GP   PK   PKG     PK %
Terriers         8   22    0    100.00%
Slash            8   47    1     97.87%
Storm Bringers   8   33    2     93.94%
Spiders          8   30    2     93.33%
Pylons           8   43    3     93.02%
Hitmen           8   71    5     92.96%
Dragons          8   50    4     92.00%
Ice Hawks        8   33    3     90.91%
Stormers         8   51    5     90.20%
Goal Busters     8   40    4     90.00%
Outsiders        8   45    5     88.89%
Cripplers        8   32    4     87.50%
Ice              8   42    6     85.71%
Crunch           7   36    6     83.33%
Knights          8   66   11     83.33%
Freeze           8   53    9     83.02%
Falcons          8   47    8     82.98%
Jugheads         8   41    7     82.93%
Melted Ice       8   46    8     82.61%
Hacksaws         8   34    6     82.35%
Atomics          8   54   10     81.48%
Voodoo           8   37    7     81.08%
Manglers         7   35    7     80.00%
Ice Barons       8   34    7     79.41%
Meatheads        8   37    8     78.38%
Force            8   40    9     77.50%

              TEAM PENALTY MINUTES
              ====================
TEAM            GP   TEAM PIMs    PIMs per GAME
Terriers       8        84          10.50
Storm Bringers 8        97          12.12
Spiders        8        99          12.38
Meatheads      8       103          12.88
Voodoo         8       109          13.62
Pylons         8       119          14.88
Manglers       7       106          15.14
Ice Barons     8       129          16.12
Force          8       129          16.12
Crunch         7       116          16.57
Hacksaws       8       135          16.88
Jugheads       8       137          17.12
Cripplers      8       141          17.62
Ice Hawks      8       143          17.88
Goal Busters   8       147          18.38
Atomics        8       147          18.38
Stormers       8       157          19.62
Dragons        8       170          21.25
Melted Ice     8       172          21.50
Ice            8       177          22.12
Freeze         8       196          24.50
Outsiders      8       196          24.50
Knights        8       197          24.62
Falcons        8       214          26.75
Slash          8       243          30.38
Hitmen         8       356          44.50

                TEAM FIGHTS
                ===========
TEAM            GP Team Fights
Hitmen          8 5-4-4
Slash           8 4-2-2
Freeze          8 3-2-4
Falcons         8 3-2-3
Knights         8 3-2-3
Stormers        8 3-0-2
Outsiders       8 3-1-2
Ice Hawks       8 2-2-4
Dragons         8 2-0-3
Cripplers       8 1-3-6
Melted Ice      8 1-1-5
Goal Busters    8 1-2-3
Spiders         8 1-1-2
Atomics         8 1-0-1
Manglers        7 1-1-1
Pylons          8 1-0-0
Force           8 0-1-3
Jugheads        8 0-1-3
Ice             8 0-2-3
Crunch          7 0-1-2
Hacksaws        8 0-1-2
Ice Barons      8 0-2-2
Meatheads       8 0-0-1
Terriers        8 0-0-1
Storm Bringers  8 0-1-1
Voodoo          8 0-1-1



TEAM             GP       FO's WON    FO's LOST  FO %
Jugheads        8       318       203       61.04%
Goal Busters    8       288       197       59.38%
Crunch        7       251       176       58.78%
Hitmen        8       306       252       54.84%
Terriers        8       259       234       52.54%
Spiders         8       266       246       51.95%
Dragons        8       279       271       50.73%
Falcons        8       293       289       50.34%
Storm Bringers  8       248       248       50.00%
Ice Hawks        8       260       261       49.90%
Ice Barons      8       256       257       49.90%
Freeze        8       268       271       49.72%
Slash              8        272       279       49.36%
Ice              8       274       282       49.28%
Manglers        7       235       243       49.16%
Knights         8       252       262       49.03%
Hacksaws        8       226       236       48.92%
Pylons        8       244       258       48.61%
Voodoo          8       240       257       48.29%
Atomics        8       259       290       47.18%
Meatheads        8       220       249       46.91%
Force              8       248       281       46.88%
Cripplers       8       240       283       45.89%
Stormers        8       225       268       45.64%
Melted Ice      8       227       295       43.49%
Outsiders       8       200       290         40.82%



TEAM             GP       PC      PI      PASS %
Voodoo        8       867      222     79.61%
Terriers        8       890      229     79.54%
Cripplers       8       832      216     79.39%
Pylons          8       665      182        78.51%
Goal Busters    8       708        196     78.32%
Force           8       805      226     78.08%
Hitmen        8       747        213     77.81%
Slash              8       801      229        77.77%
Crunch        7       675      195     77.59%
Hacksaws        8       827        243     77.29%
Dragons        8       670      200     77.01%
Ice Hawks       8       779        242        76.30%
Meatheads       8       760      237        76.23%
Ice Barons        8       750      234     76.22%
Jugheads        8       690      218     75.99%
Storm Bringers  8       735      234     75.85%
Atomics         8       590      189     75.74%
Stormers        8       721      232     75.66%
Ice              8       793      258     75.45%
Melted Ice        8       643      211        75.29%
Freeze        8       604      200     75.12%
Outsiders       8       757      255     74.80%
Falcons        8       639      219     74.48%
Manglers        7       701      248        73.87%
Spiders         8       650      237     73.28%
Knights        8       502      200     71.51%



TEAM            GP Hits Hits per GAME
Outsiders        8 234 29.25
Hitmen           8 231 28.88
Dragons      8 229 28.62
Stormers      8 216 27.00
Melted Ice       8 216 27.00
Cripplers      8 206 25.75
Falcons      8 206 25.75
Force            8 205 25.62
Freeze      8 204 25.50
Slash            8 200 25.00
Atomics      8 198 24.75
Knights      8 197 24.62
Crunch           7 171 24.43
Ice Hawks        8 194 24.25
Hacksaws         8 193 24.12
Spiders          8 189 23.62
Pylons      8 186 23.25
Ice            8 183 22.88
Jugheads         8 178 22.25
Goal Busters     8 174 21.75
Terriers      8 170 21.25
Storm Bringers   8 168 21.00
Meatheads        8 164 20.50
Voodoo      8 163 20.38
Ice Barons       8 163 20.38
Manglers      7 139 19.86



TEAM           GP CW CL CW %
Hitmen      8 230 180 56.10%
Voodoo           8 199 159 55.59%
Outsiders      8 208 168 55.32%
Ice Barons       8 199 166 54.52%
Force            8 249 209 54.37%
Hacksaws         8 212 184 53.54%
Pylons      8 206 179 53.51%
Ice            8 195 171 53.28%
Dragons      8 201 179 52.89%
Terriers      8 205 185 52.56%
Meatheads      8 195 177 52.42%
Manglers      7 164 150 52.23%
Stormers      8 205 192 51.64%
Cripplers        8 224 211 51.49%
Atomics      8 183 174 51.26%
Slash            8 194 185 51.19%
Ice Hawks        8 188 180 51.09%
Crunch      7 177 171 50.86%
Spiders          8 184 190 49.20%
Knights      8 173 181 48.87%
Jugheads      8 168 188 47.19%
Storm Bringers   8 185 212 46.60%
Melted Ice       8 159 184 46.36%
Freeze      8 175 204 46.17%
Goal Busters     8 205 243 45.76%
Falcons      8 174 214 44.85%


TEAM           GP BS
Ice            8  18
Slash            8  14
Ice Barons      8  12
Stormers      8  11
Outsiders      8  11
Force            8  11
Hitmen           8  10
Manglers         7  9
Ice Hawks      8  9
Jugheads         8  8
Hacksaws      8  8
Meatheads      8  6
Atomics          8  6
Falcons      8  5
Spiders          8  5
Freeze      8  4
Melted Ice       8  4
Pylons      8  4
Crunch      7  4
Knights          8  4
Dragons          8  3
Terriers      8  3
Goal Busters     8  3
Storm Bringers   8  2
Voodoo      8  1
Cripplers        8  1



TEAM           GP Team +/-
Dragons        8     72
Slash              8     55
Ice Hawks        8     40
Voodoo          8     28
Melted Ice      8        26
Goal Busters  8     26
Falcons        8        25
Outsiders       8     19
Ice Barons         8         8
Storm Bringers  8      4
Ice              8      3
Crunch        7      2
Pylons        8         1
Knights        8      0
Stormers        8        -5
Manglers        7     -5
Hacksaws        8     -5
Terriers        8     -7
Force              8       -14
Hitmen        8    -15
Freeze        8    -24
Meatheads       8       -33
Jugheads        8    -38
Spiders        8       -50
Cripplers        8    -69
Atomics        8	   -72
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A special thanks goes out to Jud Burkett for the More Team and Even More
Teams Stats. Thanks a bunch Jud I really appreciate it. Also, a big thanks
to our commish just for running such a wonderful league. Until next time,
enjoy!!!

Jason Kolsrud

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http://www.clinton.net/~jkolsrud
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